ERGO PHIZMIZ PLC
ROCOCO CHANEL
DEPRESSTIVAL
THE SUPERFOOLS
present
THE BEAUTIFUL EPOCH OF
AVANT-GARDE SPORT
A SEXY VAMP ON THE SEAFRONT WANDERS, BEDECKED IN SUNSHINE, AND WANTONLY THROWS SHAPES. BESIDE HER, JOGGING IT'S
THE
MEDIA
WHORE
OF
SHOCK
AND
AWE.
AVANT-SPORT
AVANT-GARDE ART IS, OF COURSE, ANATHEMA TO OUR TIMES IN THIS GREEN, UNPLEASANT LAND.
WHY ARE YOU SO FUCKING AWKWARD?
AND EVERYBODY LEAVES.
BUT
THIS IS NOT THE PROPOSITION OF
THESE TWO WANDERING
CULTURAL
MOVERS-AND-SHAKERS.
NO!
WE ARE NOT INTERESTED
IN WHAT YOU CRETINS
CALL ART!
WE ARE NOT INTERESTED IN ANYTHING
YOU CRETINS
HAVE TO SAY, EVER.
(IT IS HARD BEING EXTREMELY TALENTED AND EXTREMELY BEAUTIFUL)
BECAUSE YOU ARE UNCERTAIN OF BOTH
YOUR PRODIGIOUS TALENT
AND
YOUR FASCINATING BEAUTY
YOU ARE DRIVEN
BY THE NEED TO COMPETE
AND NOW WITH
YOUR
FUCKING
SINGING
CONTESTS
YOU HAVE ART IN YOUR CLUTCHES.
SPORT SPORT AVANT
AND SO AS A NATURAL EXCHANGE
IN THE SPIRIT OF
YOUR
GLORIOUS
CAPITALISM
WE WILL PLAY THE GAME OF EXCHANGE
AND
CLAIM YOUR SPORT AS OUR OWN
AVANT-GARDE SPORT SPORT
NOW IS THE AGE OF AVANT-GARDE SPORT
DOWN WITH COMPETITION
UP WITH SPORTSWEAR
FLAMBOYANCE
TIGHT SPANDEX
TINY SHORTS
V-NECK SLEEVELESS TOPS
POSING
WITH
GOLF
CLUBS
AND BY NATURAL EXTENSION
THE INVENTION OF NEW SPORTS
EVERY DAY
EQUALLING 365 NEW SPORTS
PER HEAD
PER ANNUM
AVANT-GARDE SPORT
IS THE FUTURIST
UTOPIAN DEMOCRACY
OF PERPETUAL INVENTION
DOWN WITH RULES!
UP WITH FREE SPORT IMPROVISATION!
WHITE TENNIS SHOES
SPORTS SOCKS (WITH NO OTHER CLOTHES)
SPORT AVANT
ANYTHING THAT MAKES PEOPLE SAY
"OOOH YOU LOOK VERY SPORTY"
IT FEELS FUCKING AMAZING DOESN'T IT
SPORT GARDE
AVANT GARDE SPORT
RECLAIM YOUR WORLD
MAKE A DIFFERENCE
